Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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