All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
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if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
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I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'