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  god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women

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• (310): View more from California

  you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night

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• (914): View more from New York

  Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life

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• (310): View more from California

  He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup

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• (212): View more from New York

  I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"

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• (212): View more from New York

  I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.

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