Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
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she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
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I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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