I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
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