What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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