try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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