So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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