These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
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You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
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i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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