plz talk dirty to me
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Fuck
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
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I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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