Christians are straight up FREAKS
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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