it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
just tell him i said nine months
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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