This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
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She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
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Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
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