Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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