Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
These 25 People Believed Fake Facts For Way Too Long
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
23 Adults Confess The Irrational Fears They Had When They Were Kids
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....