question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
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I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
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my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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