question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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