It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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