Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
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My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
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I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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