i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
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You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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