...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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