so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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