did you get engaged???
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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