I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I party with great urgency now.
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