He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
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you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
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Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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