guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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