i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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