Me. At least after what I've been through.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
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How's work?
Spinning.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
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Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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