I swear she didn't look like that last week.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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