I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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