my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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