if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
High School Students Hilariously Rank Celebrities By Their Stank For Class Project
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
15 Things You Truly Understand If You Sleep Next To Someone Who Snores Like A Rhinoceros Every Night
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.