I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
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I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
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On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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