Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
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i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
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Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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