do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
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He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
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Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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