I hate your face
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
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