You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
areolas are like halos for boobs.
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I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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