The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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