you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
