well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Randomize
