the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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