How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
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i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
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My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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