id be glad to
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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