how can u be prego again
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
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My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
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