Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
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i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
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Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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