Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
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The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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