By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
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How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
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guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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