She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
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He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
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Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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