Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
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I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
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Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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