On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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