O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
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found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
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I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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