Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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