it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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