I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
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im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
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no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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