we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
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can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
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I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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