i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
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He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
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Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Randomize