Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
There's always time for handjobs
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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